Funs, amusements and jokes

There is only one place in the universe where living beings are found which we can also called the mother of all the living creatures and it is the Earth. Every Life has its own purpose of existence and it is meaningless without the purpose. Now, let us consider only about us, the Human Beings, the most important and intelligent one. A person’s life is not only the period of his living time but also the functions and contributions what he shares to the society during the time of his existence. If Life is only the living period, there will be no purpose for it at all. Definitely, the purpose of life is the functioning and performing of a human being to the society. According to the stage of life, the functions and performance may vary but as a whole of the stages of life we look, there could be found the meaning of life, which we can also called the Purpose of Life. It is unique, absolute and different from one another according to the character of each and every individual life. A better one is what we always dream for and it can only be performed through the greatest sword of Love. Life with a good purpose lasts forever.

Teacher ask a school boy
Teacher: Why are you late, john? John: because of the sign.
Miss: What sign?
John: “School ahead, go slow”.

Teacher: how did the man drown in the submarine?
Boy: when he opened the window to get some fresh air.

Ross: you said roots will grow from rose plant, but there’s nothing.
Friend: how do you know?
Ross: because I have been pulling the plant out from the soil everyday and checking it.

A man gets to a little boy crying on the road side.
Man: why are you crying?
Boy: I lost my cow.
Man: don’t worry; it will reach home by himself.
Boy: it’s the cow who knows the way home.

Once upon a time in a Kingdom called Meiteileibak, there was a crying baby. One day during a night the child remained crying and his parents were listening him a story in order to stop him from crying. At the same time a hungry tiger was entered to their cattle shed to grasp one of them for its own prey and simultaneously the father told the child, a tiger came. The child was still crying and the tiger also heard about his father’s story and noticed that the child was not worried about a tiger coming. Then the father told the child, the Tapta came and he stopped crying. At that time a cow thief entered too to the cattle shed to thieve one of them among the cows. And the tiger remarked that the thief was the Tapta who is very cruel and famous, that even the child stopped crying when heard his coming. So the tiger was frightened and it remained quite among the cows in the dark cattle shed. Then the thief was choosing a big fat caw among the cows by examining of touching the cows with his hand as he could not see in the dark and he choused the tiger as the biggest among them. The tiger was so frightened that it remained loyal to whatever the thief did on it and the thief hooked it with the pulling ropes and took away. The thief had to go a long distance from that place so after a while he sat on the tiger and rode on the way. The tiger was frightening more and more, riding by the Tapta, the cruel invader as it noticed and it thought of slipping away from him at any chance. But on the meanwhile when there was little light in the early morning, the thief came to know that his cow on theft was a tiger but not a cow and he was also very frightened too. Then on the way there was a branch of a tree sliding in the air that he could hang on it so the thief hung up on the branch with his hands while riding on the way and got slip from the tiger. The tiger also thought that it got slip from the Tapta and both of them remarked that they might have died.

Actually there is no fixed system called the Time, it is a unit to measure or calculate the changes of anything in the universe. In ancient times, Time was calculated by observing the position of the sun and also the sand using article for measuring time. Now we use certain measuring devices such as watch, clock etc to observe time and obviously there is year, month, weak, day and time i.e. 24 hours. But we don’t know what exactly the time is? Whether it is a second, a minute, an hour or twenty-four hours, which is a unit for measuring the changes of the systems in the universe. And exactly if it is the first unit called the second, then there are also fractions of second which we can observe. So there is no fixed system called the Time which is infinite, unlimited and immeasurable and what is measurable as time we consider is only the change of the system. Absolutely, Time is the product of the Human Brain to calculate the changes in the existing objects of the universe or space. Obviously, Human Brain is the Time Machine, which we can go to any of the time, present, past or future through our mind but not in real. Exactly, what the real is the existing one, the position of a moving object, the functioning of the human brain, and the taking place of change or movement of existing objects in the universe.

Women are sometimes more foolish than anyone. Do you believe it? Read this story…..

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.
“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Santa Singh thought for a few minutes and answered…

1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” Santa Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-star hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, “All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind.” The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, “All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly.” This wasn’t going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, “All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women.”
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. “All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight.”
The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.”

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the Sardarji’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The Sardarji doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

“Okay,” says the American, “your turn”.

He asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences……..no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,and goes back to sleep.

Welcome folks. Today you are visiting a blog that you will never forget in your life. Even though the title of the blog is confusing, you will realize what this blog is all about. Here, in Traductalia, we will be having short stories on jokes, comedies, thrillers etc. In short, you will be visiting this site just because of its fun. If you like comedies, you will also like this blog because this blog be having lots and lots of funny stories. So, let’s start by reading one of the funniest stories of the Indian Punjabis.

Sardar and his family on a train

After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s birth . Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , ” That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”