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Employer to the applicant: I want some one very responsible.
Applicant: “I am the one you want. On my last job, every time something got wrong they said I was responsible”.

Employer to another applicant: do you think you can handle variety of works.
Applicant: “I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months”.

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup.
The doctor asks him “How are you feeling?”
The man replies “Not BAAAAD!”

A woman and her husband approach asks their pharmacist if he checks the medications past its expiration dates and the reliability of the certain companies that makes birth control pills. When the pharmacist asks what the matter is. The wife explains, “In spite of using birth control pills, I used to get pregnant”.
The pharmacist being astounded asks if she take it everyday. The woman replied “yes, my husband takes it everyday”. What? The pharmacist shouts.
After we read all those potential side effects, my husband said “Ah Honey, I don’t want you take that stuff, its too dangerous….let me take them”.

Three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife: “pass me the honey, Honey”.
The English husband says to his wife: “pass me the sugar, Sugar”.
Then, the angry Chinese says to his wife: “pass me the steak, Dumb Cow”.

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss asks, “What happened to your ears?”
He says, “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
He says, “Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!”

On October 28th 2007, a Flying Fox was happened an accident and died on the spot. The day before, it was flying here and there during the night finding its’ own prey. After got tired it hung up on a high voltage electric wire when the current was off and got retired. In the early morning, the current came and the Flying Fox was electric shocked and died immediately. Thus an unbelievable Flying Fox accident happened with an electric wire. Another very unfortunate accident is what you can’t believe it that an accident happened between a bicycle and an aero plane. That, on December 31st 2007, a bicycle met an accident with an aero plane and the bicycle rider was severely injured. Just imagine how could it be happened but it really happened on the day. That night the bicycle rider was fully drunk and he was riding on the road where by the side, quite outside the road a jet plane model was kept for decoration. Suddenly on the spot the drunken rider lost his control and stroked himself to the jet plane. Then it came on the news that believe it or not an accident happened with bicycle and aero plane.

Manipur is a state of India which is surrounded by nine hill ranges and it is also known as the lotus kingdom. The U.F.O. is found in Manipur most probably in the hilly areas. All the individuals present in the U.F.O. have long hair and their hair is the antenna of their body. They have a uniform common to all of them and it is black military outfit. Both male and female members are there in this U.F.O. and they are in thousands of numbers found in Manipur. Usually they are in groups, teams and associations and they have a religion, believe in God. They believe in father God, they pray the Almighty God as the father of all the creatures and their God is named as Ibudhou Pakhangba, symbolized by the Eternity Symbol of a huge snake with it’s tail end bitten by the mouth. The U.F.O. is the name of their organization which means Universal Friendship Organization but not the Unidentified Flying Object. These U.F.O. members are not aliens but human beings, a kind of inhabitants in the state of Manipur. They have a firm aim and objective to bring peace in the whole world. Actually they are universal soldiers without arms.