A pretty young girl came to a mall for shopping. When the girl asked the sale boy “how much this blouse cost?” the boy answered just 5 kisses.
Again the girl asked “and this beautiful skirt? The boy answered only 10 kisses.
The angry girl replied “ok packed it. The boy smiling packed the goods.
And then girl took the pack and said ok Papa will pay.
If you kiss her, you’re not a gentleman,
If you don’t you’re not a man.
If you visit her often she thinks it’s boring,
If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are jealous she says it’s bad
If you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you attempt a romance she says you don’t respect her,
If you don’t she thinks you don’t like her.
If you kiss her once in awhile she professes you’re cold,
If you kiss her often she yells that you’re taking advantages.
If you fail to help her in crossing the road you lack ethics,
If you do she thinks its just one of men’s tactics for seduction.
If you talk she wants you to listen,
If you listen she wants you to talk.
That’s a girl.
Enjoy This…. Really good…..
A Mom comes to visit her son John for dinner…..who lives
with a girl roommate Jenna. During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty John’s
roommate was.. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious..
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jenna and I are just
roommates.” About a week later, Jenna came to John saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to
find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
John said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be
sure.”
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my
house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver
plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother
which read
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Jenna, and I’m not
saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Jenna. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would
have found the silver plate by now under the pillow…
Love Mom.
Lesson of the day-
Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..
On October 28th 2007, a Flying Fox was happened an accident and died on the spot. The day before, it was flying here and there during the night finding its’ own prey. After got tired it hung up on a high voltage electric wire when the current was off and got retired. In the early morning, the current came and the Flying Fox was electric shocked and died immediately. Thus an unbelievable Flying Fox accident happened with an electric wire. Another very unfortunate accident is what you can’t believe it that an accident happened between a bicycle and an aero plane. That, on December 31st 2007, a bicycle met an accident with an aero plane and the bicycle rider was severely injured. Just imagine how could it be happened but it really happened on the day. That night the bicycle rider was fully drunk and he was riding on the road where by the side, quite outside the road a jet plane model was kept for decoration. Suddenly on the spot the drunken rider lost his control and stroked himself to the jet plane. Then it came on the news that believe it or not an accident happened with bicycle and aero plane.
Manipur is a state of India which is surrounded by nine hill ranges and it is also known as the lotus kingdom. The U.F.O. is found in Manipur most probably in the hilly areas. All the individuals present in the U.F.O. have long hair and their hair is the antenna of their body. They have a uniform common to all of them and it is black military outfit. Both male and female members are there in this U.F.O. and they are in thousands of numbers found in Manipur. Usually they are in groups, teams and associations and they have a religion, believe in God. They believe in father God, they pray the Almighty God as the father of all the creatures and their God is named as Ibudhou Pakhangba, symbolized by the Eternity Symbol of a huge snake with it’s tail end bitten by the mouth. The U.F.O. is the name of their organization which means Universal Friendship Organization but not the Unidentified Flying Object. These U.F.O. members are not aliens but human beings, a kind of inhabitants in the state of Manipur. They have a firm aim and objective to bring peace in the whole world. Actually they are universal soldiers without arms.
Teacher ask a school boy
Teacher: Why are you late, john? John: because of the sign.
Miss: What sign?
John: “School ahead, go slow”.
Teacher: how did the man drown in the submarine?
Boy: when he opened the window to get some fresh air.
Ross: you said roots will grow from rose plant, but there’s nothing.
Friend: how do you know?
Ross: because I have been pulling the plant out from the soil everyday and checking it.
A man gets to a little boy crying on the road side.
Man: why are you crying?
Boy: I lost my cow.
Man: don’t worry; it will reach home by himself.
Boy: it’s the cow who knows the way home.
Actually there is no fixed system called the Time, it is a unit to measure or calculate the changes of anything in the universe. In ancient times, Time was calculated by observing the position of the sun and also the sand using article for measuring time. Now we use certain measuring devices such as watch, clock etc to observe time and obviously there is year, month, weak, day and time i.e. 24 hours. But we don’t know what exactly the time is? Whether it is a second, a minute, an hour or twenty-four hours, which is a unit for measuring the changes of the systems in the universe. And exactly if it is the first unit called the second, then there are also fractions of second which we can observe. So there is no fixed system called the Time which is infinite, unlimited and immeasurable and what is measurable as time we consider is only the change of the system. Absolutely, Time is the product of the Human Brain to calculate the changes in the existing objects of the universe or space. Obviously, Human Brain is the Time Machine, which we can go to any of the time, present, past or future through our mind but not in real. Exactly, what the real is the existing one, the position of a moving object, the functioning of the human brain, and the taking place of change or movement of existing objects in the universe.
Women are sometimes more foolish than anyone. Do you believe it? 
Read this story…..
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.
“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”
Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Santa Singh thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” Santa Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-star hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, “All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind.” The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, “All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly.” This wasn’t going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, “All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women.”
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. “All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight.”
The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.”
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