Funs, amusements and jokes

If you kiss her, you’re not a gentleman,
If you don’t you’re not a man.
If you visit her often she thinks it’s boring,
If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are jealous she says it’s bad
If you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you attempt a romance she says you don’t respect her,
If you don’t she thinks you don’t like her.
If you kiss her once in awhile she professes you’re cold,
If you kiss her often she yells that you’re taking advantages.
If you fail to help her in crossing the road you lack ethics,
If you do she thinks its just one of men’s tactics for seduction.
If you talk she wants you to listen,
If you listen she wants you to talk.
That’s a girl.