A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-star hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, “All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind.” The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, “All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly.” This wasn’t going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, “All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women.”
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. “All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight.”
The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.”
January 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
You don’t know the continued version of this joke?
Facing this hotel there was another hotel called “Only for Man”. It was also 5 floors, but none of the mans got to the second floor.
January 27th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Thanks for the continuation ma fren
January 27th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
hahaha that was good
January 27th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Mr-Gee is partially correct. However, the continuation is a bit longer.
…hotel across the street, Men Only, has 5 floors. The girls ask the bouncer about it, he tells them “All I know is what I’ve been told. It is similar to this hotel, except it contains women. On the first floor they are horrible, but eager lovers, and they can cook…” The women interrupt the bouncer and ask him what is on the second floor. To which he replies, “We don’t know. Nobody has ever gone past the first floor.”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Lovely will be sure 2 tell ma mates!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Gahahahahahahaha thats funny =]
Obviously.
January 28th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Thats it imagol4, you have finished the story. Thanks to you all.
Also come back again because I’ll be have more jokes..:D
February 1st, 2008 at 9:57 am
hihihihi..nice joke matey..keep them coming..
February 4th, 2008 at 2:15 am
LMAO!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 7:26 am
the continued version i have heard is across the street there is a men only building. on the first floor the sign says “these women are incredible in bed.” the second floor sign says “these women are incredible in bed and are rich.” no one has ever gotten past the second floor.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Actually, this whole joke is about a supermarket, not a hotel.
Also, YOU ARE ALL FAGS!
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
What is this YOU ARE All FAGS!stuff. What does it mean and why would anyone say that. Weinor must be a teenager who thinks this is a grand and naughty insult to throw around when in fact it’s just silly.
March 28th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
@12: Yeah, seriously. Even worse I think he was trying to spell “wiener.” Pretty funny joke though, although this joke on youtube is even funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU