Enjoy This…. Really good…..
A Mom comes to visit her son John for dinner…..who lives
with a girl roommate Jenna. During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty John’s
roommate was.. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious..
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jenna and I are just
roommates.” About a week later, Jenna came to John saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to
find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
John said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be
sure.”
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my
house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver
plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother
which read
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Jenna, and I’m not
saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Jenna. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would
have found the silver plate by now under the pillow…
Love Mom.
Lesson of the day-
Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..
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