A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup.
The doctor asks him “How are you feeling?”
The man replies “Not BAAAAD!”
A woman and her husband approach asks their pharmacist if he checks the medications past its expiration dates and the reliability of the certain companies that makes birth control pills. When the pharmacist asks what the matter is. The wife explains, “In spite of using birth control pills, I used to get pregnant”.
The pharmacist being astounded asks if she take it everyday. The woman replied “yes, my husband takes it everyday”. What? The pharmacist shouts.
After we read all those potential side effects, my husband said “Ah Honey, I don’t want you take that stuff, its too dangerous….let me take them”.
Three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife: “pass me the honey, Honey”.
The English husband says to his wife: “pass me the sugar, Sugar”.
Then, the angry Chinese says to his wife: “pass me the steak, Dumb Cow”.
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss asks, “What happened to your ears?”
He says, “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
He says, “Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!”
On October 28th 2007, a Flying Fox was happened an accident and died on the spot. The day before, it was flying here and there during the night finding its’ own prey. After got tired it hung up on a high voltage electric wire when the current was off and got retired. In the early morning, the current came and the Flying Fox was electric shocked and died immediately. Thus an unbelievable Flying Fox accident happened with an electric wire. Another very unfortunate accident is what you can’t believe it that an accident happened between a bicycle and an aero plane. That, on December 31st 2007, a bicycle met an accident with an aero plane and the bicycle rider was severely injured. Just imagine how could it be happened but it really happened on the day. That night the bicycle rider was fully drunk and he was riding on the road where by the side, quite outside the road a jet plane model was kept for decoration. Suddenly on the spot the drunken rider lost his control and stroked himself to the jet plane. Then it came on the news that believe it or not an accident happened with bicycle and aero plane.
Manipur is a state of India which is surrounded by nine hill ranges and it is also known as the lotus kingdom. The U.F.O. is found in Manipur most probably in the hilly areas. All the individuals present in the U.F.O. have long hair and their hair is the antenna of their body. They have a uniform common to all of them and it is black military outfit. Both male and female members are there in this U.F.O. and they are in thousands of numbers found in Manipur. Usually they are in groups, teams and associations and they have a religion, believe in God. They believe in father God, they pray the Almighty God as the father of all the creatures and their God is named as Ibudhou Pakhangba, symbolized by the Eternity Symbol of a huge snake with it’s tail end bitten by the mouth. The U.F.O. is the name of their organization which means Universal Friendship Organization but not the Unidentified Flying Object. These U.F.O. members are not aliens but human beings, a kind of inhabitants in the state of Manipur. They have a firm aim and objective to bring peace in the whole world. Actually they are universal soldiers without arms.
There is only one place in the universe where living beings are found which we can also called the mother of all the living creatures and it is the Earth. Every Life has its own purpose of existence and it is meaningless without the purpose. Now, let us consider only about us, the Human Beings, the most important and intelligent one. A person’s life is not only the period of his living time but also the functions and contributions what he shares to the society during the time of his existence. If Life is only the living period, there will be no purpose for it at all. Definitely, the purpose of life is the functioning and performing of a human being to the society. According to the stage of life, the functions and performance may vary but as a whole of the stages of life we look, there could be found the meaning of life, which we can also called the Purpose of Life. It is unique, absolute and different from one another according to the character of each and every individual life. A better one is what we always dream for and it can only be performed through the greatest sword of Love. Life with a good purpose lasts forever.
Teacher ask a school boy
Teacher: Why are you late, john? John: because of the sign.
Miss: What sign?
John: “School ahead, go slow”.
Teacher: how did the man drown in the submarine?
Boy: when he opened the window to get some fresh air.
Ross: you said roots will grow from rose plant, but there’s nothing.
Friend: how do you know?
Ross: because I have been pulling the plant out from the soil everyday and checking it.
A man gets to a little boy crying on the road side.
Man: why are you crying?
Boy: I lost my cow.
Man: don’t worry; it will reach home by himself.
Boy: it’s the cow who knows the way home.
Once upon a time in a Kingdom called Meiteileibak, there was a crying baby. One day during a night the child remained crying and his parents were listening him a story in order to stop him from crying. At the same time a hungry tiger was entered to their cattle shed to grasp one of them for its own prey and simultaneously the father told the child, a tiger came. The child was still crying and the tiger also heard about his father’s story and noticed that the child was not worried about a tiger coming. Then the father told the child, the Tapta came and he stopped crying. At that time a cow thief entered too to the cattle shed to thieve one of them among the cows. And the tiger remarked that the thief was the Tapta who is very cruel and famous, that even the child stopped crying when heard his coming. So the tiger was frightened and it remained quite among the cows in the dark cattle shed. Then the thief was choosing a big fat caw among the cows by examining of touching the cows with his hand as he could not see in the dark and he choused the tiger as the biggest among them. The tiger was so frightened that it remained loyal to whatever the thief did on it and the thief hooked it with the pulling ropes and took away. The thief had to go a long distance from that place so after a while he sat on the tiger and rode on the way. The tiger was frightening more and more, riding by the Tapta, the cruel invader as it noticed and it thought of slipping away from him at any chance. But on the meanwhile when there was little light in the early morning, the thief came to know that his cow on theft was a tiger but not a cow and he was also very frightened too. Then on the way there was a branch of a tree sliding in the air that he could hang on it so the thief hung up on the branch with his hands while riding on the way and got slip from the tiger. The tiger also thought that it got slip from the Tapta and both of them remarked that they might have died.
Actually there is no fixed system called the Time, it is a unit to measure or calculate the changes of anything in the universe. In ancient times, Time was calculated by observing the position of the sun and also the sand using article for measuring time. Now we use certain measuring devices such as watch, clock etc to observe time and obviously there is year, month, weak, day and time i.e. 24 hours. But we don’t know what exactly the time is? Whether it is a second, a minute, an hour or twenty-four hours, which is a unit for measuring the changes of the systems in the universe. And exactly if it is the first unit called the second, then there are also fractions of second which we can observe. So there is no fixed system called the Time which is infinite, unlimited and immeasurable and what is measurable as time we consider is only the change of the system. Absolutely, Time is the product of the Human Brain to calculate the changes in the existing objects of the universe or space. Obviously, Human Brain is the Time Machine, which we can go to any of the time, present, past or future through our mind but not in real. Exactly, what the real is the existing one, the position of a moving object, the functioning of the human brain, and the taking place of change or movement of existing objects in the universe.
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